…terrycloth God, SNAILMATE Robe Guy
Snailmate Robe Guy is available on Bandcamp, Apple Music, Tidal
by Walter Price
Snailmate has done it again. They’ve dropped a mind-twisting single called “Robe Guy” And it’s as weird as it is groovy AF. Somewhere between MC 900 Ft. Jesus and the Belted Sweater, this homage to becoming, well, a robe wearer (I think) should be packing dancefloors across all the lands.
Slippers on my feet
Sippin on coffee
Terrycloth God, I’m gettin up at 3
And I would never change, if I didn’t have to
That’s true, I’m livin life like retired dads do
Damn you’re in the presence of a paragon of plushness
And I got another surprise for you under my top robe
It’s one more, ROBES ON ROBES ON ROBES ON ROBES ON ROBES ON ROBES ON ROBES ON ROBES ON ROBES
For grins and giggles, I searched ‘songs about robes’, and guess what—There are far more than I would have ever imhágined. With that bit of on-the-fly research, I can earnestly say that not a single one is as eclectic and body-moving and beautifully head-scratching as what the Snailmate fellas have conjured up.
So, if ya wanna dance, scream while feeling the loveliness of terrycloth on your oh-so-soft skin…Stream “Robe Guy”, here at GTC.
SNAILMATE Robe Guy
Band photo via Facebook // Quotes via snailmate.com // Lyrics via Bandcamp
Written & Performed by Snailmate
Kalen Lander
Bentley Monet
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“Life is too short to be someone you’re not, or pretend to like things just to fit in. It’s not easy, trust us. But once you get outside of your comfort zone you start to meet other real people and you realize you’re not alone.” – bio