24. December 2015
A Naysayers Bloody Christmas
by Nathaniel Parbery
Only Christmas story that might be interesting was my Xmas last year. It was my first Christmas away from home (I grew up in Perth and had flown over for every Christmas up until last year). My girlfriend and I were house sitting a place at a time and the people had this mental dog. A schnauzer I believe. The place we were staying at was in an area that had quite a few possums. I woke up Christmas morning and went outside and it looked like an incident occurred between the dog and a possum over the night. The backyard was scattered with ‘bits’ of possum all over the place, and a very happy schnauzer. Spent my Christmas morning picking up possum guts. Never found the head. Let’s just say that I’ll be spending Christmas at home this year.
orig pub date 19. December 2013
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays…