Macklemore announces Tour and possible ‘Dick Ring’ News
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by Walter Price
Seatle rapper and activist, Macklemore, has announced an upcoming tour, the Gemini Tour. But in his own fashion, introduced the outing with a twist, and a possible body changing dangle.
The clip opens with the rapper in bed fully dressed, idea in hand, and ready to entertain, or archer by saying, “Everybody knows in the old days a tour was decided by a bow and arrow,” and then Macklemore lays out the ground rules for the tour announcement and an alternate plan if things don’t go as planned by adding, “I will stay home, get into progressive drum and bass and pierce my penis.”
In the words of the great Colonel John “Hannibal” Smith, “I love it when a plan comes together.”
In case things work out, here are the intended tour dates.
Oct 19 – Austin, TX @ Emo’s Austin
Oct 29 – Nashville, TN @ War Memorial Auditorium
Nov 2 – St. Paul, MN @ Palace Theatre
Nov 3 – Milwaukee, WI @ The Eagles Ballroom
Nov 5 – Detroit, MI @ The Fillmore Detroit
Nov 7 – Pittsburgh, PA @ Stage AE
Nov 8 – Toronto, ON @ Rebel
Nov 10 – New York, NY @ Terminal 5
Nov 11 – Silver Spring, MD @ The Fillmore Silver Spring
Nov 13 – Philadelphia, PA @ The Fillmore Philadelphia
Nov 14 – Boston, MA @ House of Blues Boston
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