Kid Rock DID NOT Kill Anyone This Week

Billboard Magazine is reporting that Mr. K. Rock is offering a $5000 reward for information leading to the arrest of the person(s) who tried to break into his North of Detroit home.

Okay, sounds good and fine but it’s what Mr.Ritchie posted on his website that caught my attention. 

“Thank God I was not on the property at the time of this attempted break in.  I am an avid hunter and marksman and I will not hesitate to shoot anyone who has myself or family in fear for our lives.  I take the invasion of my personal space very seriously regardless of who you are and YES, I do profile people. I am currently profiling any balding white male on crutches driving a white creeper van.” -Kid Rock

The good and/or bad news is that CNN reports that a 43 years old 
man was arrested on Saturday in connection with this case. That’s 
good news. The possible bad news, for Bob Ritchie, is that he 
didn’t get the opportunity to shoot any balding white people.

Better Luck Next Time Kid…